Boat and Pony Show

And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree and I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea - Lyle Lovett